Antisosial..

Fun you have to create yourself.
I came across erotic puppet-show in Gorriti.
From there to Anchorena 1121, the oldest swinger in town, the road were short and obvious.
Next door I entered a telo (lumfardo: albergue transitorio, bed by the hour) for the first time.
Porteños are as hot as anybody, but unlike me, they live not only with their husband and children, but with their mother, mother-in-law, half-lunatic sister, her ex and all the children who comes along with that. Two dogs and a few cats. In a two-room apartment.
Here is where the telos flower.
All over town, behind discrete facades, pretending to be at the movie-theatre, in reality, you are having som quality-time with your husband, lover.. or whoever. By the hour. Swedish porn, arabian boudoair, classic sex-chair..fun, fun, fun..
Valentines day last year amorous couples waited patiently for half an hour.
Tango is for tourists :)

But shoes cannot compete.